beanie

A stupid knitted hat worn off the back of the head that all stoner tumblrfag art-school dropout "hipster" people like to wear for some reason.

That weird SJW girl with the laptop and coffee has a beanie on and a joint probably in her pocket.

beanie by Tingle Likes Rupees October 27, 2019

mouse

1. A THING THAT HAS A USB TO CONTROL YOURS OR OTHERS MOUSES ON THE SCREEN
2. a cute little harmless thing THAT CARRIES DESSISSES

Mouses are VERY cute.

mouse by THE GRIM REAPER! November 23, 2022

Choco Chunks

A pile of shit that has been pumped out by a profoundly retarted kid.

Retarded kid: *shits on school floor* UHHHHAAAAAAA

Faggot: Tasty Choco Chunks 🍫

Choco Chunks by Faggot Disorder May 12, 2020

Pray punt

To offer prayer as a concrete solution to a problem. To, literally, run the issue "up the ladder" and wait for God to figure it out, thereby relieving you of taking any real action.

I asked the director off my daughter's school if we could switch teachers. She smiled and told me she would pray about it. She totally pray punted the issue.

Pray punt by Witty mommy September 3, 2014

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Unemploy ploy

Unemployment

Man I can’t wait til that unemploy ploy hit my card. I need those J’s

Unemploy ploy by Sandy Says February 19, 2021

STANK CLEFT

THE SMELLY FOLD IN ANY PERSONS ORAFICE OR OBESITY.

YOUR MOM HAS A WONDEFULLY SMELLY STANK CLEFT. IT WAS MOST APPROPRIATE AS SHE WIGGLED IT WHILE I ATE MY BIG MAC.

STANK CLEFT by TADDYDADDYBIGDICK99 October 12, 2016

Venezuelan Oil Tycoon

When you give your girlfriend burritos with laxitives in them and when your fucking her and she starts to shit on your dick whilst having anal the shit squirts out around you dick.

Last night i gave Martha her first Venezuelan Oil Tycoon! It was Awsome and a little messy!!!!

Venezuelan Oil Tycoon by Toxik_Douche January 7, 2009

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