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Urban Dictionary

Manufactured Meat 

A phrase used to describe any overhyped, zero-talent 'celebrity'. Usually rises to alleged stardom with the aid of sleazy sex tapes, obnoxious behaviour in public, leeching off someone else's celebrity status, petty crime or extremely questionable dress sense. Another sickening product of an entertainment industry hell-bent on pandering to a worthless generation of drooling, slack-jawed morons.
"I don't even bother watching regular TV anymore. Too much manufactured meat."

lunk head 

A lunk head is (usually male) someone who lacks creativity, is very slow on the uptake on understanding situations, is not well read or well informed politically or intellectually, is most likely barely literate, has not desire to educate themselves, no intellectual activity, has no ability to plan for the future, and has very little perception skills, if they do read anything, it is usually a low level tabloid newspaper, has no hobbies outside of watching televison. Possibly half the male population fits this category. Often overweight.
A subway worker in New York City named Mike, a barely literate, uneducated, very very slow mentally, proudly claims that "he hates to read", but will read the sports section in the New York Post. Has no concept or interest in politics, foreign affairs, science, hobbies, social customs, no interest in travelling abroad, proudly claims that he "has no need for a passport" Only goal in life is to retire with a pension. No desire to own property, often breaks telephones due to spending his entire 8 hour shift talkin to other lunk heads.
lunk head by SAMMY SMITH July 15, 2006

bisexual 

you. if you have taken the time out of your day to look this up, it’s you. ur gay now.
also me, I am bisexual . when I say that I mean i’m a “closeted” lesbian who doesn’t want to admit it<3
bisexual by urmomssecretgf:) November 23, 2021

Battle Plan

A methodical process of courting a good looking member of the opposite sex.

The duration of a battle plan can range from a week, to a couple of years, depending on the circumstances and the people involved.
John: "I'm going to get her to walk with me to my seminar, to kick start the battle plan."

Paul: "You need to add her on Facebook first."
Battle Plan by VW Kl December 17, 2011
A very ugly and negative guy. He thinks he’s hot, but definitely not! His nickname is negative NELLIE!!
Man he’s so negative

He must be an Easton
Easton by Easton is negative 123 January 29, 2018
An alert for a very large person. Came up when describing a french whale (balene) and an alert. Hence balert
BALERT!!! she'll push you off the sidewalk. Watch out!
Balert by Ced Ced November 1, 2008