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Lara Croft

Lara Croft, played by sexual deviant, Angelina Jolie, is the biggest Mary Sue in movies today, besides Uma Therman in the Kill Bill movies.
Person #1: Did you see that scene where Lara Croft gives the shark an imperiously disdainful look and then punches it in the noes?
Person #2: Yep *bored voice* it was one of her stellar Mary Sue moments.
Lara Croft by Peaseblossom85 July 15, 2006
BTGG stands for "Big Titty Goth Girl"

A BTGG is the dream woman, the type of woman to drop everything to deliver a Starbucks drink in the late hours of the evening. she is the epitome of all things good in this world and the definition of beauty. A BTGG is what dreams are made of, and not nightmares but the dreams that feel so real that when you wake up it takes a few days to come to terms that your life will never be as good as that dream. A BTGG makes the pain of existence worthwhile. If there is anything every man should experience in his lifetime, it should be to have a BTGG in his life, who will care for and love him.

A BTGG is usually described as having larger-than-average chest lumps, dyed hair (usually pink or blue), and daddy issues.
Guy 1: Brooooooo I just got done with my chemistry lab and my partner is the baddest chick ever

Guy 1's roommate: Lemme see a pic brooooo

Guy 1: *shows a pic of chick with slight cleavage showing through her lab coat*

Guy 1's roommate: Brooooooo you got you a BTGG fr
BTGG by BoyPartLover February 24, 2023

Tartiona 

The type of girl every nigga want, but will always stay with one because of loyalty
I want be a Tartiona
Tartiona by Tartiona December 11, 2017

Dave bender 

A raving slave who keeps a spare spermex bottle to contain his sperm. Dave Bender is the kind of guy to take his boat out and relax with his cup of Gatorade. Also known as a Slender, he enjoys promptnous in all forms such as doorstops, germex, prostitution, and bald spots.
Wow stop sperming in your Gatorade bottle... you're such a Dave bender
a gross, cringy way of saying yeah

tip:

dont say yea instead of yeah u sound stupid, same thing goes for thx, say ty instead
Marie: yea i love dogs.
Lauren: yeah....
yea by illiterateidiot August 5, 2021

chuck e. cheese marriage 

When you and your girl get married at Chuck E. Cheese.
Bill just had a Chuck E. Cheese marriage with his smokin' hot new wife Tammy.
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