Emily Osment

One of the worst singers/actress in the entire world.You will literally explode if you listen to her music.Her overly squeaky squirrel nose plugged voice is rather annoying.

OMG! you sound like Emily Osment *Explodes*

Emily Osment by Rhianna Jonasss June 12, 2008

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chinese egg roll

The sexual act of receiving a lumpkin (a man receiving oral sex while defecating) from a Chinese women while ALSO eating from a plate of Chinese (or any Asian food, preferably of the woman's ethnic origin) food balanced precariously upon her head.this shows control and good tequnique on the side of the woman proving smooth delivery of the act.

Jake: Dude i heard that Alex got a Chinese egg roll at Bee's buffet the other day.

Jeremy: so what they have egg rolls there all the time.

Jake: no man, THE Chinese egg roll.

Jeremy: Who man, that shit is crazy!

chinese egg roll by sexual dievient. April 21, 2009

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Beardie

A dude with a beard

Guy 1: Look at that beardie over there
Guy 2: Oh yeah. Sick chin curtain!

Beardie by buttluncher February 27, 2009

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muurp

The sound you make when you are apathetic or confused.

From Nightlight: A Parody
"Muurp," muurped Edwart.

muurp by foREVer1293 March 28, 2010

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Wizards kiss

An act of wizardry foreplay. This will only work if you have a very hairy bum. A person lays on their back and closes their eyes whilst you squat over their face. Gently part your bum cheeks revealing the very hairy anus. Whilst tweaking your anus to resemble a kiss slowly lower until your hairy anus comes in contact with the other persons lips and at that point they should kiss. The hair and the tweaking action will feel like you are kissing a bearded wizard.

Have you ever kissed a wizard? Have you ever felt a wizards kiss?

Wizards kiss by Perellio June 11, 2018