When you find out your son or daughter uses a riot shield in cod

she love boys called brad, who often says she has motivation and she wants to prove she can do something, nobody knows what it is but this was written in tai ancient artifacts. she has brown hair and is a keen historian

“peeing my pants” — the new lol but you’re actually laughing

The sexual act of defecating onto the top of your partner's head and then proceeding to smear it across their hair using a clothing iron, leaving several smelly burn scars.

Beautifully coated poison

To unnecessarily play around with something.