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Computer Killing 

the destruction of computers..........see the galeries on www.computerkillers.com
look at www.computerkillers.com
Computer Killing by Jimbo August 5, 2004
(real definition)
An obnoxious hot cheeto girl you frequently find criticizing men, but constantly are in relationships with their beta male neighbors 💀. Swabi’s are usually found in the wild, located in your local public school.

Frequent hobbies are: Curling eyelashes, Flipping people off, and purchasing diabolical nails.
“Bro have you seen the new girl?”
“Yeah she’s definitely a swabi!”
Swabi by swabicontrol911 October 3, 2021
A really really (If I may say the most) handsome guy with great hair that smells real real nice. He's very special and talented but forgets it so he must be reminded about the cute and pretty boy he is.

Even if he seems a bit scary at the beginning, Heber also gives great hugs, kisses, and cuddles. You must promise to take care of him as he is a muffin. His deep voice will give you chills down your spine and want him to fuck you up.
If you have him, congrats! You are one of the luckiest people in the whole universe to him close and sticking around.
Don't you ever let him forget how loved and special he is
Me: "Heber is so handsome and lovable! I never want him to leave :3"
Heber by punk_mooshie November 23, 2021

The nb effect 

named after a person, the "nobody" effect is when someone is talking about nothing related to the conversation, continuing until they either get mad that everyone else wont listen or just stop talking after 45 minutes
can be a subtile way to say someone is on the effect during a call/ message without being harsh
friend 1:"yo, this dude over there, just kept talking about pokemon cards for about an hour with no one "
friend 2 : " his he on the nb effect?"
friend 1:yup
The nb effect by S._J September 30, 2020
1. A place where you pay a nominal fee and in return you learn to kick ass and take names, all while talking about tits, drinking beer, and watching Entourage with other bros.

2. A karate dojo filled with bros
Dude that new friend of yours was really killing the vibe last night. He needs to spend more time in the brojo.
Brojo by mdizzle20 January 20, 2010

ass scarf 

A brown nose who has advanced beyond the ass lick and ass kiss stages. One who truly enjoys the work. No humiliation or inconvienience will deter their attempt to impress, compliment, or patronize their perceived superior.
Carol is such an ass scarf she spent her day off running errands for the boss.
ass scarf by toxic megacolon July 29, 2004
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