The Coach from HomestarRunner.com that sports a green jumpsuit, an emblem with a phat 'Z' on it, and has a horrible accent. Talents include saying "job", blowing his whistle like a train's, and his extreme butt-patting action.
"FAHORGLINGRADS!!!!!!!" - Coach Z
"Coach Z, I thought I told you to never come here again." - Strong Bad
A very sweet, sexy and sarcastic girl. However, if you cross her she will punch you in the throat. She is very dependable and headstrong, if you find yourself dating one of these majestic creatures, dont let her go.