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Big or very
Christ! That elephant's bloody gert.
gert by ss March 19, 2004

Optipessimist 

One whom gives a non-philosophical answer to a philosophical answer, providing both the optimistic and pessimistic points of view.
Question: Is the glass half-full or half-empty?
Answer: The glass's orientation between the level of contents and the height of the glass and the definition of which you describe said content/height ratio is relative to the previous action unto which the glass arived at it's current orientation.

The answer was given by an optipessimist.
Optipessimist by Chrisazy February 19, 2009
Ydeilis is a person who laughs a lot and has a great personality, she will make you laugh everytime you are with her. Ydeilis is caring and a loving person. She is a beautiful young woman, who is looking for a good future for herself and family. Ydeilis loves anyone who shows love for her, but she is crazy when you get to know her and will never want to regret being her friend or best friend. She is a good secret keeper, so you can trust a Ydeilis. She sees things but don't speak. Ydeilis is a very chill person to hang out with and a good person to talk to when you need help, she is also a good listener. She is a very shy person. But just don't get in Ydeilis's bad side.
Ydeilis is a great person to hang out with, and would never want to regret it. Get you a Ydeilis.
ydeilis by Ydeilis August 11, 2019

Jimboner 

A guy you will instantly get horny around, he is that sexy
Guy: Wait I think I’m getting a jimboner over him
Jimboner by Ljhr0 April 12, 2021

peppermint patty

The lesbionic woman friend of Charlie Brown. Lover of Marcie. She who rolls in green flanell and birkenstocks.
Peppermint Patty is totally gay. Marcie calls her sir and she rolls in birkanstocks.
peppermint patty by peppattyisnotgay February 15, 2008

itsyaboi 

Itsyaboi - verb - "It's-ya-boy"

def.- to get a titty dick load of speed to propel ones self off a diagonal plane in order to achieve "BIG AIR BITCH" whilst screaming "ITSYABOIIIIIIII!"
sentence - "I'm 'bout to ITSYABOI off this summama bitch!"
itsyaboi by Storm Funsoms June 24, 2014
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