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Urban Dictionary

Swamp Toad

To have a girl give you a blumpkin while you have warts on your dick.
Bob: "Hey did Candy give you head yet?"
Bill: "Yea, and I even had a wart on my dick."
Bob: "Damn, she gave you a swamp toad!"

luv4jeongin 

only the best fanpage out there 🙄
luv4jeongin is hotter than you stfu
luv4jeongin by toeeater3000 December 20, 2020

mistercarlos 

An Chilean Youtuber that feels Great and Loves to do Shitposts.... Everyone can feel his soul going and saying what is Efe and Jorge
MisterCarlos: Wena Cabros MisterCarlos al habla
Efe: Y yo que.
mistercarlos by TesteoDeAlgo April 6, 2019

Fucking A Duck

Also known as: Fuckin A Duck/Fuckin The Duck. Means, I'm just kidding, or im pulling your tail. Or a gotcha thing.
You really like ashley?!??!!
Nah I'm just fucking a duck!
Fucking A Duck by stoneybalogne January 21, 2011

smoothmaster 

Someone who is inexperienced with dating but pretends that they have a lot more experience than they really do. They will switch between being very poetic about love to being bluntly sexual in seemingly random intervals in a conversation, usually very short after meeting someone.

They do not take rejection well, but also may not acknowledge that a rejection occurred in the first place.

Despite this, they often brag about their success and dating experience, and make this their whole identity.
Within five minutes, Jerry had told her she was the most beautiful woman he'd ever seen, implied the possibility of marriage, asked her if she liked rough sex, asked if she wanted to be his slave, and ignored her attempts to reject him. All in all, a move typical of a smoothmaster.
smoothmaster by Dr. Sigh January 6, 2017
It's cum.
Bob: may I come in?

erick: I'm boutta cum
Cum by Conquer4754 January 31, 2022
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