This relationship is a couch trip, let's see other people so we can give eachother STDs!


Your muscle car is a couch trip. Sell it for scrap and buy a bike.

I feel bad for that dude she keeps posting on her Instagram. He gotta think they're a couple when she really out here sleeping with other dudes on the low. She full on incognit-hoe.

A spinkle of Shetland ponies stood in the meadow like a gathering of tiny, fluffy philosophers, silently judging the wind for blowing their bangs the wrong way.

Dude 1 “Omg he so good at football I let home smash my girlfriend” dude 2 “Tdeic”

Or another example young boy fans

billy is not a crackinplurrr but leo and will are crackinplurrr

James is a player!