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Old man syndrome 

The condition elderly people suffer in the presence of younger people. Symptoms include but are not limited to refusal to lose to a younger person, refusal of being wrong, refusal of being at fault, and the urge to use age as justification for their actions, decisions, and opinions.
That old person didn't like reading this definition. His/her "Old man syndrome" kicked in, and he started complaining that it wasn't in proper definition form.

Younger person: You mean according to Webster?
Old person: Yeah
Younger person: Well, this is Urban Dictionary!!! Its meant for fun if nothing else.
Old person: I got 20 years on you! You dont know what fun is!
Mannn, this bitch try too hard for attention. DHL Tik Tok hoe
DHL by JugMouth January 16, 2020
a pasty black monkey and they take this word as a compliment
nigger by kghsdfesjkgkrzdshbdfsh March 21, 2023
Qsd; the older anchient abbreviation of Quesadilla sad days
Aww man I just ate a quesadilla today is a qsd
qsd by Mr.Pigeon February 8, 2021

catamite 

A young boy who is kept for unnatural purposes, ususally homosexual ones
Carl Nancy decided to become a catamite after discovering his love for old, hairy men.
catamite by El Jefe October 25, 2004

SEA PUSSY 

Inport, where trollops gravitate towards sailors like barnacles to a hull, and pussy is readily obtainable at every Norfolk bar and street corner, sailors rarely fuck shipmates. That would be gay. And everyone knows there are no gay sailors in the US Navy.

Underway, however, the rules of engagement are substantially altered. Combating the tribulations of nautical life, cloistered for long durations without officially sanctioned releases, young men naturally seek alternative outlets. Entrenched in a competitive environment where predators and prey cohabitate, sailors… some willingly, others not as much, provide essential services.

And honestly, who doesn’t enjoy an occasional piece of sea pussy?
The only reason Hangs out with Washington at night, is cuz he makes for great 'Sea Pussy'.
When they're back in Garrison, it's business as usual.
SEA PUSSY by SECRET-SOLDIER October 23, 2022

boneripped 

To zip up your mangina.
"I pulled my fly up too fast and got boneripped".
boneripped by Realhorrificdude March 19, 2007
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