A whimsical name for an error code, the guru meditation code is helpfully provided by end users so that tech support gurus have something to meditate on. When their meditations are complete, they may be divinely inspired to create a better product, establish a philosophy of world peace, or maybe even fix your problem.

The way Asians say 'fuck'

gay cunt who gets pinged 20 times a minute

How a redneck orders a quesadilla at a mexican restaurant, thinking that it he is ordering either some Pabst or raw venison.

See also Boritta and Whack a Mole.

some fat guy who likes purple koolaid and chicken

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