scrolldown.com

A website usually used by internet trolls to traumatize unsuspecting internet goers. DO NOT GO TO IT. If you do you will regret it FOREVER. YOU CANNOT UN-SEE WHAT IS ON THAT PAGE. You have been warned.

Jake: Hey John, go to scrolldown.com there is some cute animal pictures.

John: Ok....DUDE WTF!!!*barfs*

scrolldown.com by mooo90 May 1, 2011

Cramp that jigger

Meaning; close the door

Will you please cramp that jigger!

Cramp that jigger by Tandragee36 May 21, 2020

Internet Retardation

The devastating mental deterioration of Internet users. The process typically begins when visiting 4chan, Twitter, Reddit, or Discord. Users who frequent these sites often despise each other, and are all unable to function in real life. Symptoms of Internet retardation are also present in the younger generation, such as gachatards and Roblox users. Older generations who use Facebook will also suffer from Internet Retardation. Internet retardation is a global phenomena that can be prevented. Methods such as touching grass and talking to people in real life can help.

4chan btard : n*gger n*gger guys look at me I said the n word!!!!!! I hate tranny sped kids!!!!!! I'm so edgy guys!!
Twitter stan: sllaayyyyyy 💅 #cancelwhitepeople #menareevil #dreamfootfetishacceptance #whydidmydadleaveme
Redditard: Keanu big chungus 42069 lmao! I wonder why nobody laughs when I blast the Soviet national anthem!
Discord mod: I will ban you if you talk to my kitten like that. Follow #rules bud. Nobody gets in the way of me and my 9yr old anime pfp girlfriend.

Normie: I have a normal life and don't spend 25 hours a day online. How's your day? By the way, have you heard of incels? Must be tough having internet retardation.

Internet Retardation by Niga Jonsin October 19, 2022

mgs

the best grammar school in kent
full of toffs and posh people
can also be used as a term for a posh boy.

'dude,tht guy is such a mgs'

mgs by jake eaton March 15, 2008

Phurbu

Phurbu is a great friend , just don't play around a lot or you will end up with a sprained arm . but hes kinda cool and thats just him

girl: phurbu sprained my hand wby
frnd: oh no mine too but hes cool

Phurbu by anonymous March 5, 2023

PHJ

A prolific hand job.
The act of giving a hand job in a prolific manner.

Yo, I heard she gave jake a hand job with all four limbs! that must have been a PHJ!

PHJ by Cane Lady April 22, 2006

Valeria

A person who is quite the eye-catching and unique individual. Very cool, unlike most.

Hey, mom, can I be Valeria when I'm older?
Tim, that girl's cute, but she's not a Valeria.

Valeria by servin'bacon February 18, 2011

Urban Dictionary

scrolldown.com

Cramp that jigger

Internet Retardation

mgs

Phurbu

PHJ

Valeria