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SimpleNinja

A popular YouTuber and a sexy person. He is also known as 'Simple' and 'Simpy'. You look at his name and know you'd lose a 1v1 against him in COD.
Person: Wow Simple, nice cock!
SimpleNinja: Thanks bro!
Adjective. Describes something or someone that is gorgeous, but expressed in a cheesy, hollywood, over-the-top, super sincerity, nasal twang.

Can also be used to describe something that is intended to be gorgeous, but is instead just kitsch.
"Did you hear about Mar a Lago's gworjus new interior decorations? So much gold!"

"Last night's sunset was totally gworjus."

"Dayam, Taylor Swift is sooo gworjus!"
Gworjus by Sarcophilis harissii February 3, 2024

butthead 

Uh...Huh huh...Uh...Huh uh huh huh...Uh...This sucks.
I noticed you have braces. I have braces too you know.
butthead by Cheeto July 16, 2003

Alphabreastical 

System of organization based upon the size and quality of ones breasts; often used to convey femine dominance but can also be used non-gender specific.
Those women are standing in alphabreastical order.
Alphabreastical by lenabena44 March 8, 2009

blegless 

A very unfortunate person, who happens to be blind and legless (as in cannot see and has to use a wheelchair, not someone who is extremly drunk)
Hey look at the cripple!,
Nah, leave him alone, poor bastards blegless
blegless by Lachlan Davies November 2, 2006

On The Track Team 

Meaning willing to have sex with you and your friends (Not at the same time) Mostly likely the quiet cute innocent girl who doesnt talk to alot of people.
EX. 1
Jeff: Me and Stephanie are banging tonight!

Rob: Oh shit, Is she on the track team?

EX. 2
Kyle: Megan smashed like 3 guys on the football team last week.

Mark: Yea, she joined the track team like 3 weeks ago.
On The Track Team by Kidd Marc October 13, 2011
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