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The piece of a unicorn's horn that comes detatched from the rest of the horn, floating around and stabbing innocent babies, squirrels, and bunnies. If captured, the woonee can be eaten to give the eater the ability to fly, and become magical. If a human is stabbed by a woonee, they will turn into a vacuum cleaner

A person who dedicates their life to capturing woonees is called a zabidifier
Bill: "OMG DUDE YOU'RE FLYING!"
Larry: "YEAH I KNOW! I JUST ATE A WOONEE!!]

The population of vacuum cleaners dramatically rose after the woonees infiltrated New york city

Stunt Double 

When someone who is dating someone else wants you to do something with them that their current partner won't do.
and / or
When you go out with someone who is still technically dating someone else.
She called and asked for me to drive her around and go on a Christmas tacky light tour with her.
I said "What am I, the stunt double?
Stunt Double by Not Pressed February 13, 2018

Jessamine 

The name of a girl who is wonderful, talented, and unique. Despite her brusque appearance, she is actually very sweet and caring. Seeing her smile will put you on top of the world.

There is also a flower called the jessamine, but don't be fooled; no plant could ever be as beautiful as she.
I can't believe I'm lucky enough to know a girl like Jessamine. She's simply the greatest.
Jessamine by Sherlock Thor February 4, 2010
A young kid, or early teenager.
"Dawg, why are all theez Git's at the party! When the Mutha Fuckin Law come we gone get in trouble."

sara evans

1. a code name for sex. Used mostly in countrysides in asian settlements
2. a famous singer
"I was chillin' with sara evans last night"
sara evans by lkkjkejrkeljfndfn December 1, 2009
-verb. The act of inserting your tongue into someone's ass for sexual pleasure. Derived from finger.
Man, I could have lingered his ass for days, but after 20 minutes the foreplay was over and we were down to business.
linger by Craig F. June 25, 2007
person 1: i'm so fucking tired
person 2: gbs!
gbs by ekenfkwrnfiqwf shaba November 1, 2010
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