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Urban Dictionary

Hobo Drunk 

When one gets absolutely piss ass drunk and becomes completely incoherent.
Jamal: "Sup you cracker-ass fool."

Fredrick Wellington: "Good day to you sir."

Jamal: "I went to this banging party last night with all my home digities."

Fredrick Wellington: "Is that right my brown friend?"

Jamal: "I must have done got hobo drunk cuz I snapped off a log in ma draws. Ya herd you white mufuga."

Fredrick Wellington: "Intresting"...(sitting in a chair, legs crossed, puffing on a pipe while ready a fine leather-bound book).A long awkward pause occurs making both parties feel uncomfortable.

Jamal: "Touch me...."(Yet another awkward pause insues, not quite as long as the previous one).

Jamal: "...before I cut you!"
Hobo Drunk by Aunt Jeff January 1, 2008
The guy with a micropenis but doesn't realize it
Poor Caleb
Caleb by PoorCaleb March 9, 2020

Bottom DLC 

Person who gets turned on by being insulted
Person A: man you're so useless, a fucking disease go away
Person B: fuck that's so hot daddy do it again
Person C: oh hes a bottom dlc
Bottom DLC by Astian August 8, 2020
Inka has a scat addiction
Inka by tracy3771 January 4, 2021

you asleep 

You just don't know, you have no idea, you're missing out.
"Have you heard that new Kendrick Lamar album?"
"No"
"Man, you asleep!"
you asleep by EL_R June 29, 2023
AWAKEN FORTNITE KING

Can be used to describe how good they are at Fortnite.
1. OMG!! Are you an afk??
2. Wow, you really are an afk!
3. Becoming an AFK would be my dream!!
AFK by clickbaitd July 24, 2022

common public knowledge 

when something is available for everyone to see. When an item or another object isn't kept secret, but rather open to the public.
Nicole: Andy, you can't go around reading other people's text messages
Andy: Sorry. I-I-I th-thought it was common public knowledge!

or

Amy and Malory: Andy, stop creeping around our hallway
Andy: Well it's common public knowledge
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