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Incorrect spelling of "your" and "you're" used by illiterate people with the mental capacity of a toddler who can't be bothered to spend a fraction of a second to correctly spell words, refusing to take advantage of modern technology, social advancements, and overall ability to learn how to fucking spell words correctly. If they weren't sipping on three-fourths-sugar mixtures that they wrongly call "coffee" and taking modern technology for granted, I'd say they were trying to hold on to the middle ages before public education became a thing.
Mentally-disabled fuckwad: omg ur so stupid
Decently-sapient fuckwad: Hypocrite.
ur by Galactipod November 24, 2020
Beyonce's such a sell out and her music really is complete chod
chod by Stevie Sparkle August 3, 2022

schizolifter 

The ever disturbed lifter who lives to tell the tale of his horrendous self inflicted agonies, endless voices and visions of decay present in his “reality”.

They are All present In his head because he is heavily abusing unforeseen amounts of illegal research peptides, self manufactured bathtub steroids and his grandmas insulin.
Her: those visions again? It’s all in your head. Babe, come over, I’m home alone.
Schizolifter: Ohh how I wish it were that easy Stacy, I have consumed Supra physiological amounts of Cambodian research peptides and I am currently shifting between multiverses now (AS THE VERY REAL VOICES IN MY HEAD ARE TELLING ME) , you wouldn’t understand
schizolifter by Iownmyownreality1374 November 23, 2021

Boliosis 

When you’ve been carpet-surfing on methanphetimine and your back begins to hurt the next day
I got a bad case of boliosis
Boliosis by Ayootabitha May 19, 2018
The biggest slob of all slobs. A girl who will have sex with many, many partners, often receiving a facial at the end. Sometimes she might let your whole frat gangbang her like the little slut that she is.
me-Yo, my boy just broke up with his girl and now shes already banged 3 guys this week.

Ry- She's a mad slob yo.
Mad Slob by big sandk March 31, 2009

Good ol' south treat 

It's where you put your penis inside of a cake, and when you mother goes to eat the cake u ejaculate inside her mouth.
DUDE, last christmas me and my mom had a good ol' south treat it was amazing.
Good ol' south treat by isofresh April 24, 2011

Jungwon I-LAND

The softest baby ever, the most precious thing on earth, a perfect human being, very talented, softie ;-; from the show "I-LAND"
Jungwon I-LAND is cute ;-;
Jungwon I-LAND by straytxt_ August 27, 2020
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