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Georgian Giggle-jack 

The action of stuffing peach cobbler into you urethra and they having a 3 hour jerk circle with your mate in which the end product of peach cobbler semen is preserved eaten to be eaten on thanksgiving while listening to the Georgian news and giggling at how absurd this definition is.
He Georgian Giggle-jacked that guy and while listening to the Georgia news they iggled
Georgian Giggle-jack by Super Nyquil December 26, 2024
When an attractive woman brings you a hot dog and then proceeds to give you a blow job while you enjoy your hot dog.

Bonus points are given for quality of the BJ and the selection of available condiments for your dog.
After a long day at work, Kimberly rewarded me with a Hot Job. Not only was the head amazing, it was the best damn hot dog I've ever eaten!
Hot Job by tcbar September 8, 2011

rice propelled motherfucker 

An Asian propelled by rice as if he/she were a Suzuki.
A gook can survive on a single shot glass of rice for a week. Now that's one rice propelled motherfucker!

werewolf 

adj. (bad way) two-faced, bipolar
noun. (good way)a mild-mannered, nice person who turns into a freak in bed
In bed, she just turned into a werewolf.
werewolf by Mister N April 9, 2006

Power Dump 

1. The kind of dump that if at work going to the handicap stall is a must as the bars are needed for extra grip. 2. A massive explosion of fecal matter that splatters the porceline toilet and shoots up towards your balls, vagina or butt. 3. A dump that when completed is well worth bragging to your friends.
Tyrel: Where were you for the last hour?
Jebadiah: I was in the male restroom taking a massive power dump. Dude you should have seen it!
Tyrel: That sounds awesome!
Power Dump by KatieCurt May 1, 2008

Kiwi-man 

A creature born in Mount Fruticus and is seen as a symbol for saving humanity. They operate down under (but aren"/ very good) as well as New Zealand and Australia. As little kiwites they are a little fuzzy. Extremely flat-earthed (even though they are round) and have a general tendancy to become...furry. That's furry and not A furry. Big difference that not many understand :(.
Emperor Zuchinii: you have come far, kiwi man, but I must reject you your powers.

Kiwi-man: what? Why?

Emperor Zuchinii: You have become a furry .

Kiwi-man (as he is being dragged away by cucumber guards): NO NOOO I CAN EXPLAIN. NOOOOOO

(A door slams, lights fade out, in the distance a crow squaks)
Kiwi-man by Ma9'rooba69 June 11, 2018
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