The best thing you could imagine because Pink Fluffy Unicorns Dancing On Rainbows are things only seen in dreams and sometimes TV shows and films. They are quick, smart, loyal and fat.

When the guys has a broad who is not putting out, you cum on her face and then cut your pubes and sprinkle them on the jizz, leaving her as a teen wolf.

An expulsion of gas through the rectum.

When a female shits in a mans mouth while he is eating her ass

A consolation offered to someone who has just experienced something shameful or embarrassing. This may be particular to Northern Ireland but I cannot confirm.

Seems common place amongst traditional working class families, a type of "stiff upper lip" attitude.

Andryk