Urban Dictionary: Random definitions

japanty

An image of panties worn by a japanese female. These types of images are taken for the entertainment of gentlemen. The images are often but not exclusively:

- taken without the knowledge of the panty-wearer
- depicting a schoolgirl
- of the upskirt variety
- of panties white or cream in colour

I say, what a delicious japanty! Look at her pretty young face, and the detail captured in her gusset!

japanty by japanty September 8, 2008

downtly

Doubting yourself while rowing a boat

I felt downtly while rowing the boat

downtly by Abigail._.Jane February 26, 2022

crotcheled

the feeling like having a stick up ur ass

ouch this chair is making me feel all crotcheled

crotcheled by Rind Orange June 27, 2006

Luka

He is the lamest person alive if your name is that get life you will never get a family so just end your missery right here and right now.

Luka is so lame
Yeah i know

Luka by MaxRes April 4, 2022

hornea poke

When a man goes for oral sex but accidentally pokes his partner in the eye with his willy. Is a mash-up of two words, cornea (meaning eye) and horny.

WARNING: Can cause injury, flush immediately and see a doctor!

Husband: Are you okay? What's the holdup down there?

Wife: I'm fine, you just gave me a little hornea poke, that's all.

hornea poke by The Retarded Vacuum January 15, 2014

shorefadowing

When you are bound to have a series of unfortunate events that are "shore" to be quite pricey.

"The sad part is, the gopro was streaming on my phone, so I literally watched it sink to the bottom of the lake on my phone. Then 45 mins later, I flipped my kayak over and my galaxy s6 ended up in the bottom of the lake." Seriously that was shorefadowing a series of unfortunate, (yet pricey) events.

shorefadowing by Sierragirl89 February 8, 2017

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