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resting my eyes
The phrase you say when your are falling asleep on the couch and someone tells you not to fall asleep. You should explain why you are "resting your eyes" so it is more believable.
Wife - "Hey, don't fall asleep it is early, we need to get stuff done."
Husband - "Oh I'm not, I'm just resting my eyes, I sat infront of the computer all day at work."
(5 MIN LATER)
Husband - zzzzzzzZZZZZZZZ
Husband - "Oh I'm not, I'm just resting my eyes, I sat infront of the computer all day at work."
(5 MIN LATER)
Husband - zzzzzzzZZZZZZZZ
resting my eyes by Mohammed April 5, 2005
FallFish Lee
A moron with a 90 degree penis curviture in his wang. It has been seen jumping off stages in Vegas, making the TMZ tabloids. It, currently, suffers from FallFish disease. If you see this thing, do not drink after it or kiss it. It has the same hygiene practices as a chimpanzee. Not only does it not brush it's teeth but it scratches it's dirty ball sack then cleans the cheese from under it's nails with it's mouth.
Fallfish Lee got it's teeth knocked backwards by a buck of a black man.
Don't ever upset the fallfish or he WILL call you a "fucking n!@@$%".
It IS a fact that 33.3% of all male humans have the fallfish Lee curviture of the penis.
Don't ever upset the fallfish or he WILL call you a "fucking n!@@$%".
It IS a fact that 33.3% of all male humans have the fallfish Lee curviture of the penis.
FallFish Lee by DudeTMZ1 July 3, 2009
Poop Tweet
Poop Tweet: When you pooping and make a tweet about it and tag all your friends so that they know that you are regular and are not constipated.
Oh, Div just posted a Poop Tweet, I hope everything is okay and she didn't "Pull a Div" and "Break a thing".
Poop Tweet by TumbleTwee June 29, 2017