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This AIM conversation probably sums it up better than anything else:


my friend: i was talking with this Frat Star named phil who explained a concept that i've unknowingly lived by for a while subconciously
my friend: called Bro'in
my friend: which is dumb as shit
my friend: basically just mack on all the girls around you becuase they exist and it doesn't matter if you're truly interested or not
my friend: you did it because eventually as you're pusssampling, you find the right one
me: pussssampling?
my friend: my word not his
my friend: you just try to get the girl and when she signals that she's yours, you find another girl and ruin her happiness. it works like this: :-) (you like a girl) :-D(you get a girl) :-*(you kiss the girl) :-! (you do nasty with the girl) =-O(you show the girl your "OFace"):-X(you drop seed in the girl's mouth sealing it shut) :-\(you tell the girl it's over, there's someone else) :'((the girl cries)O:-)(you shoot her with a cross bow and she goes to heaven) 8-)(you've successfully accomplished Bro'n)
Bro'in is the highest form of existence for frattastic bros
bro'in by tupacodaman October 4, 2008

daddy's house 

Where one goes to hide from the impending arrest. Also where one is when lying about his whereabouts.
I'm NOT at my daddy's house ya'll!!!
daddy's house by Roger Polk July 12, 2006
Rare species in risk of extinction whose habitats include Omegle, Slough, the Carribean and Snapchat.

Easily recognisable due to its cute range of facial expressions and incomprehensible dialect, such as "Ig h dlk sOn".

Can be used as a noun, adjective, adverb, verb etc.
"Wow, you really tregged out there."

"I'm feeling a little treggy today."

"Thou art tregalicious."

"He's got no chance with her, he's in the tregzone."
Treg by Logic Rhubarb January 5, 2014
tik tok will keep you up all night and sometimes make you feel less lonely it can be scary but it is funny
Kylie: wow have you watched this tik tok? Macy: no I haven't and what's tik tok
tik tok by hello world-?????? October 17, 2019
A word commonly used in the south east of england by teenage boys. Used to describe something which is extremely cool trendy and fun. Can be used to describe anything and is used in all types of speech from tidy remarks to english essays.
Person (Ed) : Nice pink chinos mate
Person (Cam) : There sick aren't they mate?
Person (Ed): There so poofy
Poofy by Bare Aussie November 30, 2011
The acronym "Clit Hanging From Expensive" (CHFE) is used within the bicycling community to refer to dentists or dental professionals who take their cycling hobby to an extreme. These individuals often showcase their expensive gear and bikes as a way to compensate for personal insecurities. Unlike casual cyclists who enjoy the sport without the need for flashy equipment, CHFE individuals are notorious for their toxic behavior online, particularly on platforms like Reddit. They frequently belittle owners of vintage road bikes and other enthusiasts, using disparagement as a means to boost their own self-esteem. Their preference for high-end carbon frame bikes is often seen as an attempt to mask deeper vulnerabilities and insecurities.
when they enter a full-blown roid rage:
response 1 -Your chfe has obviously been triggered.
follow-up 2 -it's to atrak the females.
CHFE by vintagemanofsteel July 23, 2024

The Pinocchio 

The Pinocchio- You must first place your balls over the victims eyes like you would for the arabian goggles. The next part is crucial and the most difficult you must get and erection and put it over the recipients nose giving the allusion that his nose is long and hard.
Tom-"Did you see that picture? my nose looks quite long when I sleep on my badk"

Nick-"That wasn't your nose you idiot you that was my erection, I gave you The Pinocchio.
The Pinocchio by uptown girl April 23, 2009
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