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Urban Dictionary

Pandickmic 

The act of getting dick during a global pandemic. Even though it’s super risky, you would basically die for that dick.
Those people swiping on tinder right now don’t care about getting sick and just want some pandickmic
Pandickmic by Linzer91 July 14, 2020
the perfect man introverted but is successful he will do great things in life keep your bets on him
damnn dude he is an arjun
arjun by bruh wtttffff___wtfffff November 23, 2021
When you get ghosted so hard they have to rename it after someone who would ghost people

People who have said the Teshlyn is Loyiso
Yeah so yesterday this girl did a Teshlyn on me
Teshlyn by Mlandukid September 27, 2022
Shaun's way of finding babes with BACON STRIPS!!
duck boy by Brittnei Rawson March 7, 2005

giraffe hat 

1. A hat worn by a giraffe

2. In the game NFL street, a giraffe hat is to fumble the ball from 10 yards or closer to the End Zone, have the other team run it back to their 10 yard line and also fumble it, and then you run the ball back and get a touchdown

3. In some cities in canada a giraffe hat is used in place of the Sentence "Aaron is a total n33b"
ex 1. "I'm a giraffe, so im wearing a giraffe hat"

ex 2. "OMG, you just got giraffe hat im never playing this game again"

ex 3. "giraffe hat, cause ur a total noob aaron"
giraffe hat by poolpoolface November 10, 2007

Jizzcision 

Refers to the choices (often not in one's best interest) one makes immediately before, during or after the point of orgasm.
My Jizzcision to hit up that reunion with my wife is one of the worst ever.
Jizzcision by Stynkstar October 19, 2010