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Verb (to kegel, kegelled, kegelling)
To place one's vagina atop another's head and flex the vaginal muscles.
The female version of a tea-bag.
Thom: And then I woke up to Nicole kegeling my head.
Syd: Yeah, she kegelled like 12 people that night.
Kegel by kardiakarrest September 13, 2011
Hydroponically grown marijuana of good quality. Often called "hyge" for short.
Also used to describe the hydroponic setup used to grow the weed.
"I had a few cones of hydro after smoking bush for a week, it put me on my ass!"
"I'm going to get a new hydro setup tommorow."
hydro by Diego July 8, 2003

Inuyasha owns Fullmetal Alchemist

I've seen plenty of anime, off Adult Swim and on, and I can clearly say that Inuyasha is better than FMA. So STFU.
You are an idiot, geekomatic

Ooglishstusclict 

The transmission handle of a manual car
I was driving my car but I couldn't get it into gear because my ooglishstusclict got jammed and my car died on me.
Ooglishstusclict by Hiveza January 20, 2025

The Duncan Theory 

The phenomenon that causes females to be inexplicably attracted to a random male, like moths to a flame. The art of seduction, commonly referred to as "The Duncan theory'', can have a tremendous effect on the victim.

Also known as "The Duncan Theorem"
The inexplicable phenomenon that causes females to be drawn to a single male (The Duncan) in droves.

The strength at which females are attracted is equal to the grade of symmetry of his face multiplied by the pitch of his voice, and reversed to his age divided by the concentration of his natural pheromones.
I lost my gf due to some guy named Duncan. I swear he just looked at her and she instantaneously became overwhelmingly wet... Hashtag The Duncan Theory

That new Duncan kid looked at me today, I felt a strong magnetic force pulling me closer to him, as my knickers got wet, he spoke "Hey Jenny" ... I swear to god I almost exploded #TheDuncanTheory

xyngaboism 

The belief that Xyngabo is the creator of our "multiverse" and that the Xyn are the creators of the Xyngabo.
Xyngaboism is the belief in the Xyn and the Xyngabo.
xyngaboism by xyngaboist August 7, 2015
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