A huge giant monster penis.

A story told by one unsuspectingly stupid person, perhaps has no end in sight or just does not make sense in the end, ultimately making you laugh at them not with them and wasting 12 minutes of your day.

:bskull: is slang for "im a submissive dick loving mutt"

National make-out and hoe around day

n. A filmmaker, usually a director, who makes cheesy, derivative, or unoriginal movies

n. a hack

n. one with no talent who achieves celebrity

A furry femboy.