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Ranch is a Omnipresent, Omniscient and Omnipotent being. He has no notable weaknesses, The Hyperverse, Omniverse and everything else exists within the mind of this being. Hyperversal beings such as Cron and God are merely avatars of Ranch.
Ranch by RanchBorn May 1, 2019

ass groomer

A professional that deals with the aesthetics of the gluteal region. This is largely a male-dominated profession. Their services are in high demand in this increasing vain U.S. society. Ass grooming boutiques exist in trendy areas such as Seattle, Miami, and Providence, RI.
Bob: Hey Greg... nice ass!

Greg: Thanks man, I just got it done by the ass groomer on 13th and Main.

Bob: Word!
ass groomer by Quincy Wilson March 31, 2009
The Dumb Ugly Fat Friend. Every hot girl has one, and their objective is to cock block all the guys. And for every DUFF you need a grenade and thats ur friend that would try to hit anything.
WOW! that DUFF's a bitch.
DUFF by ATICUS September 11, 2006

Hard as a cats head 

very fucking hard. Tough. Almost indestructable. Bullet proof.
#person 1 - is that bullet proof?
#person 2 - Yeah mate, its as hard as a cats head

Baldwin-Wallace College 

Baldwin-Wallace College equals big waste. This urban myth is true. Upon visiting BWC, most students will like the atmosphere and think nothing of the brick buildings and dreay skies. After enrolling in BWC students will soon come to realize the large mistake they have made but by that time it is too late. For at least a semester you must survive the frigid weather, the 65% homosexuality rate, and the 16 week lecture class over 20 chapters in a $200 book with only 2 tests in the entire class. All in all BWC=big waste.
an example of big waste is like having a gun without a war, a picnic table without a picnic, and like putting in hair-gel without going anywhere
A retarded version of pikachu that has Down-Syndrome and it's ears have been ran over by a semi-truck
My pichu was born this way :(
Pichu by Fruity Ninga, August 8, 2011
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