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You wanted to look up Jared, didn't you? But you made a typo, and you're stuck with jarrd
"Ah shit, I accidentally typed jarrd again"
"Dumbass"

ball nut fart 

A ball nut fart is when your penis splits down the middle all the way down to your ball sack and your balls hand down by a thread.
Some rando: you wanna do a ball nut fart?
Other dude: ok.
A magazine written for teenage girls. More commonly refers to the website YM.com, featuring an extensive forum populated by underaged teenage cunts incapable of forming opinions of their own and commonly unable to carry conversations that range beyond the intellect level of "OMG my boyfriend dumped me!"
"Are you a YMer?"
"Most YMers are functionally illiterate."
"I have never seen a more poorly designed forum than that of YM.com"
YM by Amberica September 12, 2008
A girl with a very tight pussy that make a guy orgasm in one second
Damn, Yilena did me real good
Yilena by Kevin the beast January 17, 2017
An act where a girl goes out of her way to give you attention but you completely ignore her act which results in her trying even harder, resulting in less action for the girl but more power for the guy.
Guy 1:Who keeps sending you snap videos?
Guy 2:My ex, but I keep sending her blank pics
Guy 1:Sounds like your playing a trisk on that bitch!
Guy 2: I am buddy, Don’t worry!
Trisk by sneakydudedictionary December 24, 2019
A Stacy can be a slut. She is a bitch, an loyal bad friend and not a keeper. If you know a Stacey just a warning don’t get too close or things will go bad. If you have money and your at the shop she’ll tell you she has nothing too get you money but if tables a reversed Stacey will tell you that this is all she has and she needs it to buy this and make a dumb excuse. She is fake and acts loving and will get kind smart but nevi people wrapped around her pinky. My friend lost 3 friends for a Stacey and then things went ugly between them. She may be Smart but she was too nevi. Staceys are dumb, they try hard but they’ll cheat if they can. If you have one as a friend know that it’s just to get something out of you. She also steals alot.
stacey: hey can you lend me some money?

Friend: sure

Friend: hey Stacey I i don’t have any money can you lend me some?
Stacey: sorry this is all I have and I need it for the train and lunch, I’m really sorry.
*meanwhile Stacey gets picked up and has more then enough for lunch*

Friend: Stacey look I bought you this T-shirt

Stacey: omg nooo you shouldn’t have. I feel so bad you wasted money one me
Friend: no don’t be silly it’s not a waste, your so sweet, you deserve it for being grateful

*stacey just wants the gift and isn’t grateful*
Stacey by Psychic3Future March 24, 2020