Skeetino Cracker Douche

A Skeetino Cracker Douche is a white skank of a douche that says "Bato" alot. They can be spotted on the border of Mexico and hunted for there pelts that often smell like mexcian tampon, But beware they have a stinger that can give you AIDS "The African kind" witch is the worst kind, Happy Hunting!

John: Oh Yeah Cleevus I just caught a Skeetino Cracker Douche!

Cleevus: Ahh it smells like a Mexican Tampon!

Skeetino Cracker Douche by Cyris97 January 1, 2012

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noobsack

Of or pertaining to a person whom can be described as both a noobie n00b, and as male genetalia. Describes people who continually display themselves as being inexperienced, selfish, stupid, insane, and/or are a smacktard.

c0de tried to launch a plane off an aircraft carrier but failed miserably. God he's a noobsack.

noobsack by c0de October 20, 2003