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A word derived from numerous chat rooms, Facebook and other mindless platforms created for fuck and dumps. It is the equivalent of virtual "foreplay" and allows an individual the opportunity to "hide" behind their keyboard and virtually fuck (or rub one out) online. Typically delivered by males to unassuming females.
"I got some some good "forenet" on FB last night and "hit" my old lady like a mexican in a boxing ring"

Bill: "hello linda, your picture is hot"
Linda: "thanks Bill, thats very nice of you"
Bill: "it makes my meatpole stand like a fucking soldier on armitice day"
Bill: "my cock is...."
Bill: "hello..."
Bill: "you there"
forenet by proguide November 30, 2009

Cringles 

Cringles
Extremely high rates of cringe in a fast paced timing,
Cringe: *CRINGE* *CRINGE* *CRINGE* *CRINGE*

Not Cringe: CRINGLES!
Cringles by CringlesMan March 5, 2020
the line protruding from the bottom right of a capital 'Q'
In my 9th grade math class, I had this teacher who went to high school with this guy who was really smart. He would put vocabulary words on our math tests and one day we were all bored in class, so this kid asked the teacher "what is the thing on a Q called?" The math teacher told him to go see his friend and ask him. The kid came back and said "He does know it. It is an 'unctual'."
unctual by Joe Smetona February 26, 2008

Sloppy Squirrel 

When you are so excited to have sex, that you cum, and shit at the same time. Typically happens the instant the penis touches the vagina skin.
Dude, my crush that friendzoned me finally let me have sex with her, I was waiting for this for so long, all I could do was give her the Sloppy Squirrel!
Sloppy Squirrel by RiggaToeknee October 20, 2020
A boy from brisbane with a close connection with sheep, and those who keep sheep. Flanby often flaunts his vast vocabulary and affinity with correct spelling, and has been known to hurl forks.
When Elux wrote Flanby's definition, she was worried that she would make a spelling error, thus causing Flany to chase after her with a fork.
Flanby by Elux September 27, 2003
Martyna is a girl that you fall in love with as soon as u meet her she is not a back stabber and tries her best to make every one happy she's a goofy and funny person and a freak'
"Dood Martyna is so amazing "
" I know mate "
Martyna by Dindindob June 11, 2018
Word for BOOBS in Hindi.

Eg : Damn! Your sisters Babley are fucking amazing dude!

E.g. : DUDEE!! Your Sisters Babley are amazing.
Your Mommy's Babley look amazing!
Dude Your sister has the best looking Babley
babley by SexyLadka July 18, 2015
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