unctual

the line protruding from the bottom right of a capital 'Q'

In my 9th grade math class, I had this teacher who went to high school with this guy who was really smart. He would put vocabulary words on our math tests and one day we were all bored in class, so this kid asked the teacher "what is the thing on a Q called?" The math teacher told him to go see his friend and ask him. The kid came back and said "He does know it. It is an 'unctual'."

unctual by Joe Smetona February 26, 2008

Unctuellectual 

A portmanteau of "unctuous" and "intellectual", an "unctuellectual" is typically a slimy talking-head who makes a living promoting a political agenda after being elevated to prominence on phony accolades. E.g., marxist university professors and modern art critics.

Noam Chomsky is American's premier communist unctuellectual.

Unctuellectual by Bezzle Bedeviled November 8, 2019

Unctuality

The reality of becoming an unc (old head) or hitting unc status. However while many people refuse to admit they have become an unc, they have. This is used to illustrate the reality of life and aging hitting you faster than expected. Can be used to describe a friend who is only a year older than you.

Just accept your unctuality or damn unctuality really hitting me these days.

Unctuality by Lebron LeGoat LeGod April 13, 2026