A rare breed, they usually travel in groups. They can be found roaming through neighborhoods standing on the doorsteps of homes. In the event that you see a Jehovah's witness follow these steps. Close the curtains, shut off the tv, and hide. The jehovah will then proceed to ring your door bell, stay calm dont make any sudden movements, this will enrage the witness but they will soon leave, but watch out they still may be watching.

Medical cure for blue balls outlawed in many states as a result of the war on penis.

Off the record, the doc can tell you what shit needs to get done.

an insult when your bitch gets out of line

The act of spreading jam on someone’s belly.

I man who uses his bum on occasion.
Chestnuts roasting on an open fire,
Jackfrost nipping at your nose,
Yule-tide carols being sung by a choir,
Folks dressed up like Eskimos,
Everybody knows, some turkey
and a snow clop... 'WAIT WTF?'