Analog Texting

Analog texting is a form of the prehistoric act of using a pencil and normal a small notepad to "text" a short but pointless message to a near by individual.

Me: That guy is writing a note and driving
You: Umm...You mean Analog Texting?

Analog Texting by Just.Trey September 4, 2010

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Hitting the Kendrick

Giving the most cutesy grin as you destroy someone mentally and profiting immensely while doing so

As he stood on the stage during the Super Bowl halftime show, the Grammy winner delivered the line, "Say, Drake," while hitting the Kendrick

Hitting the Kendrick by pronouncedenvy February 9, 2025

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joygasm

The act of having an orgasm when looking at someone or something they really want to bang.

Tracy had a full joygasm when she looked at Jimmy Fallon touching his hair and making funny faces.

joygasm by Tracy February 10, 2004

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Flaming butt fuck

The practice of standing on one side of the street with a Roman Candle, waiting for an unsuspecting victim to walk past, splashing him/her with gasoline, firing the Roman Candle to ignite the flaming butt fuckee, and then proceeding to have anal sex with him/her.

I’m heading down to San Francisco this weekend. I really hope I get flaming butt fucked.

I worry about my daughter going to college next year. Flaming butt fuckers are rampant on college campuses.

It’s going to be cold tonight. Perfect weather for a Flaming butt fuck.

Flaming butt fuck by Mark Nancy August 25, 2022