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Anything you do or ingest to stave off something bad developing, eg a cold
If felt a tickle in my throat and decided I needed prelief before I had full-blown cold
prelief by Eric Morecambe May 3, 2009
A very cool and undeniably a charismatic person with an attractive personality.
Damn, he's got some kritick in him.
Kritick by Bandit1122 November 19, 2021

food scheme 

The act of making false complaints to fast food eateries, then demanding free food, then calling another eatery of the same company name (mcdonalds for example] across town, then telling them they fucked your order up, then demand a refund in exchange for the returned food, and finally bringing your free food in to sell it back to them. (usually a last resort for drug or alcohol money)
Chris - "Yo Mike how the fuck we gonna get some weed today?"
Mike - "Lets go pull the food scheme you know well get atleast a quarter out the deal"
food scheme by ungod December 9, 2008
When you see someone who is a noob on RED DEAD ONLINE
This guy is xbyd he can't event shoot properly.
xbyd by LKNGnoob June 1, 2021

Needy vs. Simp 

Me vs. You. Also known as two people who are talking where the girl is needy and the guy is a simp, but the guy refuses to admit that he is a simp and in return calls the girl a simp even though she is just needy.
Damn, that girl Kim is needy as fuck, but that guy Trevor is a simp. It's a Needy vs. Simp situation.

half-a-kush 

1. When one smokes half an ounce of kush in a week.
2. Half of an ounce of kush.
Winston: We half-a-kushed this last week
Penguin:...WOOP WOOP
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