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Torpedo Turd 

When you're taking a dump and you pass gas the same time a turd is coming out, Rocketing the turd into the water splashing the water on your cheeks.
Why is the floor wet?

I had a torpedo turd.
Torpedo Turd by TonyF June 17, 2008
the most hilarious mf there is. This pessimistic person really doesn't like you so stop trying
'Hey you know Cenya'.
'Hell yes, she the baddest'
cenya by Tate2 October 11, 2021
A lame, empty person with no personality. People with the name Raul G. are prime examples of “wack”.
Raul is hella wack, he doesn’t have anything to offer but weed and booze that are not his.
Wack by rauliswack December 7, 2019

Assurself 

Much like an assumption but instead of making an ass out of you and me, the person simply makes an ass out of themselves.
Guy1: Do you like fishdicks in your mouth?
Guy2: Nah fishsticks are gross
Guy1: AHAHAHA what are you a gay fish?
Guy2: What are you talking about
Guy1: Wait did you say no? ....shit
Guy3: dude way to assurself
Assurself by three6 May 25, 2009
Harjot is a great fucker
Harjot by Huwawowoeid November 23, 2021
when yer boy spends no time with you no more calls you no more don't sleep no more and is always runnin around sellin all aorts of drugs and makin huge ass bucks FAST.
i havent seen my boy in days he's been hustlin
hustler by huss-el September 1, 2003
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