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adaniholder 

ISB's loan shark
you take a loan and adaniholder can forget about it
adaniholder by firebasesupabase August 11, 2025
A comical and incredibly fun combination of skipping, running, hopping and arm waving, where the hopsalaufing person's limbs and arms flail in all directions at once. Generally accompanied by a high pitched squeal of excitement. Derived from the German words: laufen (to run) and hopsen (to jump).
"Let's hopsalauf."

"Will you hopsalauf through town singing the Ghanaian national anthem with me?"

"I'm going to hopsalauf round the lounge."

"My friend just hosalaufed all the way to Bangladesh. What a Pagol."

"Hey, I tell you what, this hopsalaufing malarkey is damn awesome."
hopsalauf by Hopsalaufy the first. February 7, 2010

cans are near me

Scared to enter meaningful conversations, afraid of games like telephone or germs in any given public setting, avoids crowds because “cans are near me !!!”

Perplexed, he often has meek outlook about degenerative cans disease being passed down through his Italian heritage.
Cans are near me!!!
cans are near me by Canzz January 18, 2023

I thought you'd be bigger 

a satement after you meet someone who was built up as a larger than life mythical figure, who really looks ordinary.
I thought you'd be bigger. Gee, I've never heard that one before
A derogatory term used for an extremely uncool person of the male sex. Often used in the scientific labeling of fraternity brothers, pot-heads, or concert goers of a whack musical genre
"That tool over there is being a fucking broseph."
Broseph by Da Police! April 21, 2005

pro-boner 

When a prostitute gives their service for free.
If you're hot enough, maybe that prostitute will give it to you pro-boner.
pro-boner by Bobojoe December 19, 2010
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