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ash wednesday

Fourty days before Easter and the beginning of Lent when all the Catholics walk around with smudges on their foreheads and begin a fast from some vice or food or luxury and go around complaining to their friends about how great a sacrifice they are making when they are asked about the black smudge on their forehead.

It is supposed to be for the purpose of remembering Christ's sacrifice on the cross. So that everytime you crave the thing you are giving up you will remember the crucifixion and be thankfull or do something good for people.
Dude1:Dude, you have something on your forehead.

Catholic Dude:It's ashes, Man, it's ash wednesday. Dude, i gave up sex for lent.

Dude1: Man, you haven't gotten laid in months anyway, Dude.
ash wednesday by cass March 9, 2004
Usually a stern, tall bloke with dark hair. He wears shirts that are too tight for him, often showing of the outline of his nipples. He can be mistaken for PC Plum or Mr Bean. If you ever meet a John, watch out. Throw him a Gregg's sausage roll as it keeps him calm and tamed.
Dylan: "Oi Aidan, hiv ye heard fae big John yet?'
Aidan: "Aw naw naw. We hiv to stay clear, Gregg's is shut the day"
John by maddiesmaw4207 May 28, 2018

Exclipsis 

(n.) An exclipsis is a punctuation mark used to express extreme emphasis, the result of combining an exclamation mark (or exclamation point) '!' with an ellipsis '…' giving you an exclipsis '!!!'. It provides a formal name and an acceptance for a common practice in language today.

pl. Exclipses.
I can't believe what I just saw!!!
That is a moment worthy of an exclipsis!!!
Exclipsis by Jedi Andi September 10, 2012

Loneliness 

me...
my life can be defined as one word...loneliness...
what you have is great
Njideka is awesome.
Njideka by mysticz June 11, 2010

Little Chocolate Donuts

John Belushi attributes all of his Olympic gold medals to little Chocolate Donuts - the breakfast of champions.

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