Weed Purgatory

<Noun> A wretched state of mind stoners encounter when too high and their remote to the TV won't work; usually stuck on the worst infomercial ever made. These fools are too lazy to get up to change the channel and are thus, in a torturous place because they are forced to watch bad television.

Jay accidentally stepped on the remote so he and Miller were stuck watching Oxy Clean infomercials all night long. They were condemned to weed purgatory.

Weed Purgatory by Jamon26 August 6, 2008

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quag

being a queer and fag

"Yeah, Alicia is a total quag."

quag by britkid111 April 30, 2010

Donnaven

Sex God. I’d hit.

Donnaven is the best at fucking like Zayum. He’s also mega hot like I’d hit.

Donnaven by Hornyfordonnaven June 7, 2022

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Jackhammer

A position used in intercourse where the man will hill hold his partner upside down by the legs with his partners head on the bed. The man will then stick his penis into the girls vagina and make sex

Girl: oh my god Toby made me his jackhammer last night

Girl 2: oh I fucking love the jackhammer

Jackhammer by Tony fettuccine Linguini September 7, 2020

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pecker pillows

Your pecker pillows are your balls, since your pecker spends a good amount of time resting on them.

I was sitting in a chair and I looked down and saw my root resting on my pecker pillows.

pecker pillows by kadis zutton July 6, 2011

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Eve

Maybe a girl who would like Harry Potter. She look tough and stuff and a bit nerdy. She can be a fake friend and would cuss at you when she is mad.

Girl: Hey nerd!

Eve: BACK OFF -gets tough-

Eve by Katelyn_8746 March 29, 2019

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wiiskers

What grows on a guys face when he plays too much Nintendo Wii and forgets to shave.

Girl: You finally stopped playing?
Guy: Yeah, my elbow hurts and I gotta shave.
Girl: Yes please get rid of those wiiskers.

wiiskers by naknumm September 8, 2007

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