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dividend 

A drink or cocktail. Stems from the concept of sharing the profits from a good harvest among the farmers involved, as in a glass of wine from a barrel or a shot of whiskey from a cask. Commonly used to refer to a drink poured from a larger stash (i.e. a bottle of whiskey or a batch of martinis).
Bob: "Yes, yes, Carolyn, I think equities are a terrible place to have your money these days. I could use another dividend. Bowmore, that will do!"

Carolyn: "I'm not going to have one myself but would be happy to get you one."
dividend by drewbob September 6, 2007
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punchy by Anonymous September 11, 2003

the vern 

Area of Alexandria, Va. bordered by the Potomac on the east, Richmond highway to the west, and Ft. Belvoir to the south. Generally, any part of what was once George Washingtons plantation, Mount Vernon. Everyone has money and nice houses. If you go to a party in the vern you will get fucked up and have a good ass time!!
Person 1: Yo man what you doing this weekend??
Person 2: Dude im stayin with my boy in the vern, were gonna buy a shitload of beer, play pong all night, hitup some mcdonalds drive through, then go skinny dippin with some hot bitches in the river!!!
the vern by CC May 30, 2006

Alejandro 

Her: omg, who is that sexy spanish man!?
Him: oh, he must be an Alejandro, you can tell by the scruff
Alejandro by purplescotch November 13, 2014

Tryincidence 

A coincidence of your making that happens three or more times.
Deidre, what a tryincidence!
Tryincidence by Con Costa February 2, 2019

Telemagnitionized 

A shortened medical term used to monitor an infants stability after a surgical process of demangitizing them after being born.
Mom: "how's my baby?"

Doc: "We successfully telemagnitionized them, they are good to go!"

rose hensley 

the girl who can drop it like no other!!!! ROse spends her spare time making cheeze balls and is part of the dynamic dual of THE ROSE and MITCh variety show that reakz havoc on the unexpected seattle headz. rose you freaken cool. cheez ball queen.
rose hensley the cheez balls you made are so divine, thosetastey son of a gunz i want them in my mouth daily
rose hensley by RARA206 March 14, 2005