I can't believe he shot a 100 rounds and missed me. He a straight up gun clown.

person a: ronin is a lil bitch

person b: yep

random:yk cubankaeya that scary tiktok person?
me:who? you mean my alpha? they arent scary theyre so magestic and youre just a clueless bitch. fuck you, how dare you disrespect my alpha *kills random person because i love cubankaeya*

"Hey Nerp, what is for dinner tonight?" or "Nerp Nerp, you left your laundry on the bed."

Thud bent me over and gave me the best wedge salad last night.

Dude Birdman just stuffed you