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dan is a simp. if his name is dan, he is spotty, like very spotty, bald, taller than the empire state building, chubby and obsesses over drums which they cant even play, simps over any girl in a 10m radius and will grow up to be a beer dad who goes to the pub every night and will probably be a brick layer to be able to buy his microwave meals on sale in lidl for 50p and his 6 pack of budweiser. if these occur, youve found a typical daniel simp. he also has no personality and thinks wearing hawaiian shirts and bucket hats is indie and edgy and cant get his own bloody music taste. typically, simps like dan will do anything and say anything to get a girls attention. damn, daniel.
me: did you know dan, he brags ab drum playing and cant even dudum tsss. he should get a personality.
my friend: oh! i know him, dan the simp. the one who thinks he is cool and quirky, right?
dan by dans a simp lol April 30, 2020
Any half-assed or off the hook action; manie

Eating one baby's head is rude. Consuming 3 or more is just downright maniacal!
maniacal by pinckfur September 6, 2008
A sexy mf dat wants to fuck nini
Damn quelio
quelio by Quel August 24, 2021

fanny face 

someone that is unfortunate enough to have the shape of a fanny (pussy) with their tongue slightly hanging out
Pete woke up this morning looking like a fanny face
fanny face by Eli Ali and Borris August 12, 2006
1) You whipped out you cock while on a Zoom call.
2) Got caught masterbating while on a video conference call.
He was in a Zoom meeting and pulled a toobin.
toobin by RescueRay October 19, 2020

reboot lara 

A bitch who is not good at being Lara Croft, because she keeps moaning and screaming all the time; causing in everyone to think you're watching porn. She doesn't have double pistols, she doesn't collect relics, she doesn't fight mythical creatures, and she doesn't have big boobs.

Created by the gaming company Crystal Dynamics, with the game Tomb Raider, released on 2013, the series went to shit.
AH, OOH! AAAAH!!

Dude 1: Man, WTF! You're watching porn?
Dude 2: No, man, that's just reboot lara.
reboot lara by da wicked boi96 September 10, 2018