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Something your family can’t do before they enter your room
*mother barges in bedroom whilst you’re in the middle of having sex*
You:”Holy shit mum, every heard of knocking”
Knocking by elv14 October 27, 2020
A new texting craze where you send pix messages of your self flexing to your friends! Similar to sexting where you send dirty pictures of yourself.
Friend 1: Dude Natalie just flexted me!
Friend 2: Her muscles are HUGE!
Friend 1: she is sooo good at flexting!
flexting by Super Sara-Anne February 5, 2010

Call of Douchey 

A more fitting name for the most overrated and trendy game on the fucking market, Call of Duty. Only enjoyed by douchebags/tools, hence the name.
I can't go for 5 seconds without hearing some retard uttering the words "Call of Duty". Instead of worshipping Call of Douchey, try an FPS that is actually original and creative, like the Timesplitters series.
Call of Douchey by NiggerMutilator September 14, 2011

QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM 

If you've found this click this for $1000 bucks

its no cap
wow QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM is so boriong

Sevilepsy 

A disorder very similar to epilepsy but when the individual suffers from crippling Autism & Epilepsy episodes on a daily basis.
Please help I am having a sevileptic fit, I have sevilepsy
Sevilepsy by jwulf October 17, 2020

cars that never work

cars that tend to have issues that cost hella money to fix or cars that break down in the middle of the road
I always have cars that never work !