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Kidz Bop 

A soccer mom’s excuse to get the kids to shut up by playing clean music because their kids can’t handle the word “beer” or because they are such brats that they don’t want to hear anything to do with alcohol, or because, well, I don’t know what mom would ever play kidz bop, except for people at my therapist office who the kids are like 9 years old and still can’t handle anything the radio throws at them.
People who are singing with Kidz Bop don’t know that their is something called a KEY: it’s what normal people sing in.
Where did they pick these kids up? A liberal alcoholic mom’s back alley party for her kid who was born because the divorced parents got drunk and got down to business, or as kidz bop would put it, had juice and danced around? I hear these horrible songs every week at therapy. Why do you think I go to therapy? Because I hear this crap. I thought therapy would HELP CLEAR THIS CRAP FROM MY HEAD, but instead lodged it back in with these videos that need to be deleted due to it turning on pedophiles and giving them wet dreams. These videos suck. Oh, and I heard they sell CD’s. GOOD FOR THEM! THEY ALREADY SOLD A WHOLE 2 COPIES WORLDWIDE TO HORNY 80 YEAR OLDS ON HEROINE.
My therapist: Listen to the kidz bop album?
Me: go die.

Lescitious 

1. (Adj.) Slightly higher quality than something which is very undesirable.

2. (Adj.) Any location other than Newark, NJ.
1. As I was pounding this slut in the ass, I realized her mouth was lescitious!

2.) Hey Jeff, did ever notice that Newark is like the ARMPIT of Earth, and everything is lescitious the farther we drive from here?
Lescitious by PPCIII October 21, 2006

Clewdizzle 

An amazing, sexy, beautiful, intelligent, compassionate, and perfect girl. They contain only the finest quality traits that a man could only dream of having. They usually consist of having a perfect butt. This rare specimen of girls only go for Hays or commonly know as, "Haydizzles".
See that perfect girl over there?
Yeah she's such a Clewdizzle, too bad I'm not a Haydizzle.
Clewdizzle by Hlewmondizzle November 9, 2012

Dirty Jessee 

When a group of naked men all sit on the edge of a hot tub and she kisses each one on the ball sac.
We had a dirty Jessee party last night. It was fun.
Dirty Jessee by Quackieduxx September 8, 2021

GOLDEN PARACHUTE 

When a man gets naked, lays on his back, stretches out his sack to make a bowl shape out of his sack. Once the bowl is formed he must urinate on himelf and try to make as much urine into the bowl as possible. Now, maintaining positive control of the sack you must stand up, walk up to somebody and splash the urine on the person preferably a woman who is being an extreme ass hole!!!
i just got ther golden parachute.

twentyteens 

The second decade of the new Millennium.
When we had the 80's and the 90's, they were easy decades to reference. This new decade is a little harder. So, being the teen years, it's the twentyteens.
twentyteens by CoachHeidi January 2, 2011
sheri got a fat ass
Sheri by Dummmy243 March 8, 2019
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