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Urban Dictionary

make gravy 

(v) Erotic self stimulation, resulting in a large explosion of fluid at or around the penis. Often, a large quantity of alcohol is involved.

Use of this phrase originated in a small town in New Jersey called Hazlet.
I really think you might want to not make gravy for a while, you've been doing it so much I'm afraid you might pound yourself into oblivion
make gravy by Mitchass April 9, 2008

turdsniffer 

Obviously someone who sniffs turds. Ussually used to replace mean words
You little turdsniffer!
turdsniffer by The Terd Sniffer December 13, 2010
An acronym, similar to RTFM, being made popular in help desk and technical support workplaces. Stands for Check The F**king Cable.

Used when someone calls for help, claiming up and down that an item is broken and immediately needs to be replaced, when it was simply unplugged.
"This scanner is broken, I demand a new one!"
"CTFC"
CTFC by [42]Sanford August 27, 2006
Getting Claired. Getting white-girl wasted at a corporate party, typically occurs in Royal Tunbridge Wells.
She was really getting claired last night!
Claired by RTW89 March 26, 2016
for his definition: Extremely Fungible Token.
Created by TheRealSullyG its a project who go against NFT (Non Fungible Token) and make every single image in his website free!
(I am not affiliate to any of the creators or the website)
You- Yo! How are you?
¿?- nothing to much hbu
You- nah i just download some EFT's
¿?- wth is an EFT ?
You- is like your nft but better
¿?- how much does it cost, what crypto uses?
You- ... is free and it dont use any crypto is also good for the planet
EFT by Lsunix456 July 18, 2022

R34 Comment Sections 

R34 Comment Sections are uh pretty interesting. They have roleplayers, people who hate the ship, funny comments, KEYSTROKES KEYSTROKESSS AFQ JUG EF
How do i put r34 comment sections in a sentence
R34 Comment Sections by kamudai April 21, 2021

assist job 

The Assist Job, known as an "assist" or an "AJ"; is conciliatory gesture performed by placing ones hand, or a finger at a minimum, on the hand, wrist, or forearm of another individual who is actively masturbating. It is performed by someone who feels they may owe a sexual favor to someone after receiving an expensive dinner or gift.
She definitely was not interested in him, but she gave him an Assist Job because she felt guilty about the theater tickets he bought.
assist job by Mark and Suz March 20, 2017
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