A Unit of measurement for penis size,"your LANGLE".
Can be used as a verb "to Langle" someone or in action you would be "Langling" someone.
If said
penis looks like it should be behind a glass counter in the Deli Meat section because it would destroy measures out "2 Langles".
If said
penis evokes fear, respect, and anal leakage but wont leave permanent damage it is referred to as " a Langle or Two".
If said
penis never made it in to the conversation in the high school
girls change room, as a cherry smashing monster or a pinky finger with balls like hazel nuts you are referred to as "1 Langle" or "A Langle"
If said
penis ranges from a "babies big toe" to "a small steak knife handle" it is laughed at by girlfriends, strippers and hookers alike and never truly gets a name consistently. "Baby dick", "You better have my
money you little dick mother fucker" and "I'm gonna go now" and many more are all that sized
penis ever hears.........wait it can be called "Ahahahahahahaha".
All examples are said in a deep voiced southern accent, kinda like Mr.T meets
Dirty Harry.
" Hey there boy, get over here and let me lay a Langle or
Two on ya."
or
" Ya, that's my Langle hanging out of my pants"
or
"
Hey check this out she had no idea I was taping this while I was Langling the fuck outta her."