Urban Dictionary
david furnish
Also known as Mrs Elton John. In late 2005, Ms David Furnish vowed, in a civil union (or faggot's marriage), only to exchange bodily fluids with Sir Elton for the rest of her life. Presumably, Sir Elton will similarly only sodomise David's ass or inject copious amounts of semen into David's gargling throat and no one else's til one of them dies from HIV, severely chapped lips, a prolapsed rectum or an over-inflammed hemorroid.
As part of his marital obligations, David Furnish takes Sir Elton's cock into his sloppy old arse on a regular basis.
david furnish by Busted Hyman July 6, 2006
Friend Zone
The term a Guy or Girl uses when rejected by someone they fancie/like/love etc... Generally used to obtain sympathy.
The notion in its self was probably conceived by someone wallowing in self pity after being "nice" didn't get them sex (which undermines the point of been nice) they also see people succesfull at getting relationships with women as "Jerks" etc... when in fact they are just jealous.
Being nice to a girl doesn't mean they owe you sex, and if that's all you want from them then your not the "nice guy" your in fact a "Jerk"
The girl/boy isn't "using you" when in the friend zone. you are free to leave whenever you want but they probably do stuff for you to that you don't notice seen as your so obsessed with having sex with them like help cheer you up when your down, they might do you a favor every now and then like any other friend of the same sex.
If some other person gets the one you like don't think you are the only person that has true feelings for them. your feelings are no different than anyone elses
There is probably people you have freind zoned so dont act so innocent either
Being nice to a girl doesn't mean they owe you sex, and if that's all you want from them then your not the "nice guy" your in fact a "Jerk"
The girl/boy isn't "using you" when in the friend zone. you are free to leave whenever you want but they probably do stuff for you to that you don't notice seen as your so obsessed with having sex with them like help cheer you up when your down, they might do you a favor every now and then like any other friend of the same sex.
If some other person gets the one you like don't think you are the only person that has true feelings for them. your feelings are no different than anyone elses
There is probably people you have freind zoned so dont act so innocent either
Friend Zone by earlymorningrant111 July 23, 2012
chris crocker
Gay teenage video blogger from Tennessee. Famous for his "Leave Britney Alone" video on Myspace and YouTube. Since the video, he has been seen on shows like TRL, Jimmy Kimmel Live, Maury, and FOX News. There are rumors that he's getting his own TV show soon.
Chris Crocker thinks his video blogs are so profound, but they're unoriginal and superficial and if you disagree with him he'll call you a homophobe.
chris crocker by Rachel Van Doll October 3, 2007
Yestertime
Yestertime- (n.) a non-specific referrence to the very recent past when something happened or something was supposed to happen. syn. Lastertime, Yesterday (etymology: North America 2000 Allegra Davis a small child invented the word from yesterday, last-time and yesteryear mix)
"Mommy, yestertime you let me swim naked in Nana's pool."
"You said yestertime you would put that horn on my bike?"
"You said yestertime you would put that horn on my bike?"
Yestertime by Captclam July 27, 2006
Hazbin Hotel
A cringey show made for Edgy Teenagers, but claims to be "for a mature audience".
The show is about a Demon Princess making a rehab hotel in hell, and some weird spider looking prostitute, as well as demonized Willy Wonka. I mean, Radio Demon.
The humor is fortnite levels of stupid, consisting nothing but profanity, sex, drug, and alcohol references. None of it is clever. But cringey teenagers will still find it funny. They will also attack you if you say anything bad about the show.
The characters in the show are goofy, and immature, much like in Teen Titans Go, except for 10 times more cringe, because they use profanity, and instead of potty jokes, it's sex jokes.
The show is about a Demon Princess making a rehab hotel in hell, and some weird spider looking prostitute, as well as demonized Willy Wonka. I mean, Radio Demon.
The humor is fortnite levels of stupid, consisting nothing but profanity, sex, drug, and alcohol references. None of it is clever. But cringey teenagers will still find it funny. They will also attack you if you say anything bad about the show.
The characters in the show are goofy, and immature, much like in Teen Titans Go, except for 10 times more cringe, because they use profanity, and instead of potty jokes, it's sex jokes.
Hazbin Hotel Stan: "Have you seen Hazbin Hotel? It's the best show ever! The humor is so funny... because... there is adult stuff in it yeah!"
Normal Person: "It's a mediocre show, and the humor is not that funny. It could be a lot better if - "
Hazbin Hotel Stan: "STFU! IT'S LITERALLY THE BEST SHOW EVER! THE SHOW IS SET IN HELL, It's supposed to be cringey and bad!"
Normal Person: "Ok but it's still bad
Normal Person: "It's a mediocre show, and the humor is not that funny. It could be a lot better if - "
Hazbin Hotel Stan: "STFU! IT'S LITERALLY THE BEST SHOW EVER! THE SHOW IS SET IN HELL, It's supposed to be cringey and bad!"
Normal Person: "Ok but it's still bad
Hazbin Hotel by VYDEOS November 27, 2021