pastelpantaphilia

(n) pastel rainbow pants; a highly contagious disease that has spread through the K-Pop community with devastating effects, such as the before and after Lucifer dances by SHINee and Infinite's music videos.

I really wanted to perform Lucifer by SHINee but then SHINee caught pastelpantaphilia and I don't want it to spread.

I really hope Infinite burns their pink and baby blue pants to stop the spread of pastelpantaphilia.

Friend: Wow, that band looks so cheesy! Look at those awful pastel pants!
KPop fan: They used to be cool, before they caught pastelpantaphilia.

pastelpantaphilia by Yoona Choi November 28, 2011

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French pull start

The act of forcibly inserting anal beads into your peepee hole and proceeding to rip it out from your butt at a high speed.

I once did a French Pull start t train myself for kidney stones.

French pull start by Fatfruitcake March 6, 2023

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Ding King

A young man who has an extreme asian female fettish. He enjoys asian women and food but is indifferent about Asian culture. Preferrably a black male who masturbates to Asian pornography and visits the internet frequently.

I think your asian fettish has led you to be the Ding King, man.

You're the King of all Dingland man.

Ding King by Arturo Vanostren September 15, 2006

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Like a mud

A good ass slang

“She was gone like a mud”

Like a mud by KATUSI UCHIHA April 8, 2021

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Hog tied

When a non fat man dates a plus size girl

That man hog tied his new girlfriend

Hog tied by JakeRake February 25, 2024

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Jacksonville Birth Control

To eliminate the birthing of a potential child by pushing your wife/significant other down a flight of stairs while pregnant.

Leslie was carrying my child, but I gave her the ol' Jacksonville Birth Control last night so we should be good.

Jacksonville Birth Control by beeeeeeeeeeej February 20, 2011

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Lackwag

Lack-wag (adj)

Derivative of nlackwagger; individual with no presence of swag and/or swagger; An empty aura of cloutless machismo, akin to finding an eagles' nest only to discover an eggless wasteland.

Forms:
(n) Lackwaggery
(adj) Lackwaggish
(adv) Lackwaggishly

Lack-wag-gery

Antonyms: waggery, knavery, gag, shenanigan, jocularity

Lack-wag-ish

Synonyms: waggish, knavish, coy, witty, naughty, jocular, lighthearted

*At a party*
J: Hey man, that's a cool sweatshirt.

D: Thanks. It's getting a little to hot in here though.
*Unzips sweatshirt to reveal Thrasher brand T-Shirt*
J: Someone get this lackwag motherfucker out of here.

Lackwag by Oven Stove August 14, 2018

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