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Urban Dictionary

New Year's Eve 

A Pathetic day in the calander year. Its just a pathetic retarded exuse for young people to get totally pissed then have sex and get dumped the following morning/afternoon how lame can it get? also whats the point of it? its just another boring day ending and another boring day in the life starting.
ROB: Hey NYE was last night i got so drunk and i got with this chick, fucked her and she dumped me this afternoon cos she claimed she didnt remember getting with me, gutted man.
ME: yes...I feel for you bro about that chick but your point being bro....
ROB: C'mon man its New Years show some spirit.
ME: New Year sis just a crossover of another boring day in the life to another boring day in the life, heck, i may as well celebrat ethe crossover of June 16/17, Like that crossover December 31/January 1 is just another day, like the worlds gunna end, yeh right bruvva.
ROB: you get drunker than drunk on that day.
ME: I can get drunker than drunk on any ol day of the year, even September 3. New Years is no big deal man, Listent o paul McCartney and wings...Its just another day.
Person 1: Josh spoiled endgame
Person 2: he is gay
Gay by 0neB1gB01 April 26, 2019
Inebriated by any form of drug that inhibits a 'normal' type of human perception.
I don't think I'll drive tonight, I'm too mashed.
Mashed by Julian Farrelly November 9, 2008
A Person who Shares the same Views as Bernie Sanders.
People like Andrew Yang, Marianne Williamson, Tom Steyer, Tulsi Gabbard, and even Politicians like John Kevin Delaney & John Kasich could be Potential Berners.
Berner by JBJB1029 December 13, 2020

asspurgers syndrome 

A terrible affliction that drives one imediately to the throne with an urgent need to expel a toxic river of brown filth from one's derriere.
Last night's curry destroyed my guts. Bad case of asspurgers syndrome this morning. Should have put the bog roll in the fridge last night. Gnarly.
asspurgers syndrome by banoslibre September 7, 2014

operation blue canary 

Used to describe the transfer of goods from one person to another through a 3rd person. When Preforming an Operation Blue Canary means you state the name of the person who the goods must get to the 3rd person who will drop them off. It can be from across the room passing a note, or across the world passing... something...
Guy1: "Hey dude, Operation Blue Canary"

Guy2: "Mmk, Im down, who's the target?"

*Guy1 points at girl with note*

Guy2: "Gotcha."

*Guy2 grabs note from girl and hands it to Guy1*

Guy1: "Thanks Man."

fantastalicious 

something that is really fantastic or delicious
that cake was fantastalicious!

the jonas brothers are so fantastalicious :-)
fantastalicious by rosyroody October 24, 2007