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Urban Dictionary

Sex Towel 

A towel the size of a large hand towel that you keep handy to absorb "after sex" secretions. A towel that women use after sex to catch semen falling out of their vagina.
Man, after sex with Paul I always have semen dripping down my leg so I have to make sure I have a sex towel handy to clean up.
Sex Towel by JDS-Boston January 13, 2009

the habitual shadow farter 

This is a form of antisocial behavior and can be generally characterized as a lack of adherence to the social standards that allow members of a group to temporarily mingle close knit peaceably. Individuals with the habitual shadow farting disorders are responsible for about 75% of all the ventriloquized farts committed, though they make up only about five percent of the population. Most of those with the habitual shadow farter disorder are male. Of the females that account for a smaller portion, most are not stinky. This individual often is in a state of denial , cutting the cheese and repositioning his or her self away from the point of passing it, and often blaming another member of the group for his or hers transgressions.
Stay tuned for Dr. Phil, and the habitual shadow farter interview.
He’s the hottest and gets the cutest girls and he cares about everyone
That guy, he’s such a Kenim
Kenim by Kenim November 23, 2019

Ram Ranch 

A ranch, probably in Wyoming, ran by Grant Macdonald and Dr. Phil. It is infamous for cowboy orgies.
My uncle got sent to Ram Ranch in 1969, we never saw him again
Ram Ranch by ryba314 October 29, 2019

suprafriend 

This is the name and designation of the friend who you have been friends with longer than any other. Suprafriend is the title awarded to the longest standing friendship. Suprafriend is the person in your life who you have known and been friends the most number of years. (instead of saying my "oldest" friend, which sounds like the friend is of old age)
I am going on vacation with my sister, a work friend, my best friend, and my suprafriend.
suprafriend by ohiostateannie September 19, 2021

The SVT (Sloppy Vagina Theorem) 

The Sloppy Vagina Theorem (SVT) states that if a girl is still a virgin and has never used her vagina then she has no need for upkeep and it will more than likely be sloppy.
Thomas: Man I'd love to fuck Audry
Charlie: Dude she's never her vagina before
Thomas: Fuck that means its sloppy
Charlie: Damn SVT...

The SVT (Sloppy Vagina Theorem)
Slutty, preppie, self-centered, hot bitch who gives me boners.
Kenia Andrade from Downey
Kenia by Child April 6, 2004
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