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An avocado that has ripened enough to be used for guacamole.
This guacado is ready to go. Let's make guacamole.
Guacado by Mr Leahy January 9, 2010
The only thing funnier than 24
SpongeBob SquarePants: giggling Hey Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24.
Patrick: Let's hear it.
SpongeBob SquarePants: 25.
both burst out laughing
25 by Debatman August 7, 2014
A cold blooded hobbit that rules over all the world. Her favorite color is blue and she doesn't let people kill her vibe or she feeds them to her lions.
Wow , Donald Trump sucks, he should be more like a Bella.
Bella by Hobbitqueen April 5, 2016

woltitty 

the act of gathering around a small fire and speaking whatever comes to mind...usually everyone at the fire smokes a cigar
Hey man that woltitty was so fun last night!
Ya haha, i love talking about Trey's fine sister.
woltitty by shmayd32 October 3, 2008

typonese 

the act of understanding what a person means to write instead of what they actually write
Typonese is the art of translating teh into the or pwned into owned.
I am fluent in typonese.

typonese by ssnmg August 2, 2007

Offle Jim Jam 

A game in which the aim is to guess whether your opponent has pulled a bit of scrotal sack or foreskin through a small hole in their pyjama trousers. Your opponent has to say "Offle Jim Jam, Cock or Ball?" before you may answer.
Female can play however, "Cock or Ball" would be replaced with the female equivalent.
Beau: Hey man! Wanna play some Offle Jim Jam? It's christmas, we can get the whole family involved!

Nat: No thanks man, I know how you fancy your cousin...
Offle Jim Jam by Rawrshack November 30, 2010