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roger clemens 

annually returning weed of major league baseball. was once a dominant pitcher,but has for the last four years has retired and continuously whined about making a decision to pitch again. for the last three years he played for his hometown houston astros, claiming he wanted to be near home and be in the same organization as his son.
he now claims that he wants to go to a contender, where he can "make a difference." he signed with the new york yankees, a team in desperate need of pitching.
coincidentally, he will be seen as a "savior" which will play serve into his massive ego. another team he said he considered was boston, the best team in baseball as of his signing, and a team that could also have used another starter. truth be told, he didn't sign with boston not because they didn't offer enough money (they offered about two million dollars a month less than new york's $28 million for roughly four months)but because he would not have been the same media circus he will be in new york; he would have almost blended in with hero curt schilling, 6-0 unbeaten josh beckett, japanese legend daisuke matsuzaka, and the rejuvenated tim wakefield.

Pack Mule 

A friend who has to carry your bags or else you will beat him to death with a stick you found on the ground.
John: Yo pack mule, carry my shit!
Ali: yes sir no sir
Pack Mule by essenemic October 9, 2008
A girl or boy name, usauly beautiful and smart. She is the best friend you could ever have. Very likely to succeed in life!
Preston is just cool.
Preston by 4792 March 11, 2012

Shipment 

A map in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare that became the only reason people still played the game in 2020.

It was best known for spawn kills, shotgun spamming, Wheelson rampages, and absolute mayhem. Upon it's release, 100% of the player base refused to play any other map.

Also, it's brokkkkeeeen.
Salty Try Hard: "Brah, I hope we get Shipment or I'm backing out and playing World of Tanks."
Rager Try Hard: "Yah Brah, Shipment is so brokkkeen."
Shipment by TJeffWorkout January 10, 2020

cradle of filth 

An extremely controversial symphonic black metal Band from Britain, formed 91-92. Central themes of satanism, religion, vampirism, womanization, and just general evil.

They are controversial not only because of their satanic and often violent or anti-Christian lyrics, but more over because it is a huge argument whether or not they constitute "real" black metal. A lot of black metallers who like Norse black metal claim that Cradle of Filth is horrible, but fans of Cradle of Filth don't really care WHAT you call it, they just like what they hear.

Front man Dani Filth announced early 2004 that a new full-length album, Nymphetamine, will be released this June from Roadrunner Records. This is after their last album under their first major label, Sony Music.

Cradle of Filth has risen to be one of the most internationally popular black metal/metal bands in the world.
The real name of Dani Filth, the lead singer of Cradle of Filth, is Daniel Davey... what cruel parents.

Where there's smoke, there's fire 

A stupid expression which actually means "If something looks or sounds bad (like someone looks dangerous or someone is screaming), something is wrong
For real tho, it shouldnt be, Where There's Smoke Theres FIre, it should be Where Theres Smoke, There's Firemen